Warning - for comedic purpose only
At no time should your brain go: "That's clever I'll do that"
Fun Facts about[a-boot] OpenBSD
When you gzip your kernel it packs the bits so tightly even KARL wont get to them.
a /bsd.gz kernel will boot just fine.
ftp, grep, sed is all you need to read (simple) web pages.
ftp -Mo- http://netzbasis.de/openbsd/vmd-debian/ | grep -A1000 body | sed 's/<[^>]*>//g'